Funny Quotes about Life Lessons: Laugh and Learn

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. – Albert Einstein

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. – Rita Mae Brown

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling you to eat more cake. – Jo Brand

Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia. – Charles M. Schulz

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. – Lily Tomlin

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. – James Thurber

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. – Abraham Lincoln

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. – Reba McEntire

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. – Steven Wright

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. – A. A. Milne

You never realize how truly sarcastic you are until you have a mini-me who acts the same way.

To get back my youth, I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable. – Oscar Wilde

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. – Larry Lorenzoni

To thrive in life you need three bones. A wish bone, a back bone, and a funny bone. – Reba McEntire

Do not take life too seriously. You never get out of it alive. – Elbert Hubbard

I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx

People kept saying ‘Go Corona’ and it went to other countries to spread across the globe.

Opportunities are like sunsets. If you wait too long, you miss them. – William Arthur Ward

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. – Mark Twain

A woman is like a tea bag – you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water. – Eleanor Roosevelt

An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true. – Robert Oppenheimer

Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans. – John Lennon

You’ve heard of the three ages of man – youth, age, and you are looking wonderful. – Francis Cardinal Spellman

I wish I were a little kid so I can just take a nap and everyone will be proud of me.

If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else. – Yogi Berra

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. – Albert Einstein

Everyone has the right to be stupid. But you’re abusing the privilege

All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. – J.M. Barrie

If you’re a really mean person you’re going to come back as a fly and eat poop. – Kurt Cobain

When you truly understand karma, then you realize you are responsible for everything in your life. – Keanu Reeves

Karma’s sense of humor is wicked; It’s like the cosmic fool who keeps us guessing.

Karma is like a rubber band. You can only stretch it so far before it snaps back and smacks you in the face.

As she has planted, so does she harvest; such is the field of karma. – Sri Guru Granth Sahib

You will never understand the damages you caused to someone else until the same happens to you, that is why I am here – Fate

Dangerous consequences will follow when politicians and rulers forget moral principles – Dalai Lama XIV

You cannot do harm to someone because someone has done harm to you. You will pay just like they will. – Ericka Williams

How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. – Wayne Dyer

Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.

Never surrender to you’re passions. Dream and live to excess. – Truth Devour

Karma is all about cause and effect. – Trisha.J

I believe that the laws of karma do not apply to show business, where good things happen to bad people on a fairly regular basis. – Chuck Lorre

The universe does not carry debts. It always returns back to you what you gave it. – Drishti Bablani

Karma is like a boomerang. What goes around, comes around. Watch out world!

Karma is not just about the troubles, but also about surmounting them. – Rick Springfield

You have to be careful when involving yourself with someone else’s karma. – Brownell Landrum

I try to live with the idea that karma is a very real thing. So I put out what I want to get back. – Megan Fox

When you see faults in others, you bind karma and when you see your own faults, you are released from karmas. – Dada Bhagwan

There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it. – Mindy Kaling

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. – Don Marquis

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society. – Mark Twain

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half. – Gracie Allen

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat. – Steven Wright

The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time. – Abraham Lincoln

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. – Dorothy Parker

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. – Elbert Hubbard

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. – Charles Lamb

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are. – Will Ferrell

The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time. – Joe Girard

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. – A. A. Milne

Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. – Voltaire

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer. – Ellen DeGeneres

The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been. – Madeleine L’Engle

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing; that’s why we recommend it daily. – Zig Ziglar

Do not take life too seriously. You never get out of it alive. – Elbert Hubbard

I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx