Funny Quotes about Life Lessons will impart important life lessons in a humorous and wise manner, and these quotes will teach us about challenges and the tough aspects of life. In those moments, there is a space that offers us both laughter and growth.
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funny quotes about life lessons
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. – Albert Einstein
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. – Rita Mae Brown
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling you to eat more cake. – Jo Brand
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia. – Charles M. Schulz
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. – Lily Tomlin
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. – James Thurber
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. – Abraham Lincoln
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. – Reba McEntire
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. – Steven Wright
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. – A. A. Milne
You never realize how truly sarcastic you are until you have a mini-me who acts the same way.
To get back my youth, I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable. – Oscar Wilde
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. – Larry Lorenzoni
To thrive in life you need three bones. A wish bone, a back bone, and a funny bone. – Reba McEntire
Do not take life too seriously. You never get out of it alive. – Elbert Hubbard
I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx
People kept saying ‘Go Corona’ and it went to other countries to spread across the globe.
Opportunities are like sunsets. If you wait too long, you miss them. – William Arthur Ward
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. – Mark Twain
A woman is like a tea bag – you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water. – Eleanor Roosevelt
An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true. – Robert Oppenheimer
Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans. – John Lennon
You’ve heard of the three ages of man – youth, age, and you are looking wonderful. – Francis Cardinal Spellman
I wish I were a little kid so I can just take a nap and everyone will be proud of me.
If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else. – Yogi Berra
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. – Albert Einstein
Everyone has the right to be stupid. But you’re abusing the privilege
All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. – J.M. Barrie
karma funny quotes about life lessons
If you’re a really mean person you’re going to come back as a fly and eat poop. – Kurt Cobain
When you truly understand karma, then you realize you are responsible for everything in your life. – Keanu Reeves
Karma’s sense of humor is wicked; It’s like the cosmic fool who keeps us guessing.
Karma is like a rubber band. You can only stretch it so far before it snaps back and smacks you in the face.
As she has planted, so does she harvest; such is the field of karma. – Sri Guru Granth Sahib
You will never understand the damages you caused to someone else until the same happens to you, that is why I am here – Fate
Dangerous consequences will follow when politicians and rulers forget moral principles – Dalai Lama XIV
You cannot do harm to someone because someone has done harm to you. You will pay just like they will. – Ericka Williams
How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. – Wayne Dyer
Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.
Never surrender to you’re passions. Dream and live to excess. – Truth Devour
Karma is all about cause and effect. – Trisha.J
I believe that the laws of karma do not apply to show business, where good things happen to bad people on a fairly regular basis. – Chuck Lorre
The universe does not carry debts. It always returns back to you what you gave it. – Drishti Bablani
Karma is like a boomerang. What goes around, comes around. Watch out world!
Karma is not just about the troubles, but also about surmounting them. – Rick Springfield
You have to be careful when involving yourself with someone else’s karma. – Brownell Landrum
I try to live with the idea that karma is a very real thing. So I put out what I want to get back. – Megan Fox
When you see faults in others, you bind karma and when you see your own faults, you are released from karmas. – Dada Bhagwan
Very short funny quotes about life
There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it. – Mindy Kaling
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. – Don Marquis
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society. – Mark Twain
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half. – Gracie Allen
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat. – Steven Wright
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time. – Abraham Lincoln
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. – Dorothy Parker
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. – Elbert Hubbard
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. – Charles Lamb
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are. – Will Ferrell
Funny quotes about life struggles
The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time. – Joe Girard
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. – A. A. Milne
Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. – Voltaire
Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer. – Ellen DeGeneres
The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been. – Madeleine L’Engle
People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing; that’s why we recommend it daily. – Zig Ziglar
Do not take life too seriously. You never get out of it alive. – Elbert Hubbard
I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx
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