Procrastination Quotes Funny highlight the common experience of putting tasks off and the humorous side of dealing with procrastination, encouraging a more proactive approach to tasks.
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I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. – Jerome K. Jerome
The sooner I fall behind, the more time I have to catch up.
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. – Douglas Adams
If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done. – Rita Mae Brown
Never put off till tomorrow what may be done the day after tomorrow just as well. – Mark Twain
One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow. – Vincent T. Foss
Procrastination isn’t the problem, it’s the solution. So procrastinate now, don’t put it off. – Ellen DeGeneres
Procrastination is like a credit card; it’s a lot of fun until you get the bill. – Christopher Parker
If you wait until the last minute, it only takes a minute to do.
I’m not procrastinating; I’m marinating in my thoughts.
Getting an idea should be like sitting on a pin; it should make you jump up and do something. – E.L. Simpson
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
I’m going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow! – Sam Levenson
I never put off till tomorrow what I can possibly do – the day after. – Oscar Wilde
When there is a hill to climb, don’t think that waiting will make it smaller.
I’m going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow! – Sam Levenson
Procrastination always gives you something to look forward to. – Joan Konner
One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow. – Vincent T. Foss
Nothing is so fatiguing as the eternal hanging on of an uncompleted task. – William James
Procrastination is my superpower, but I’m just waiting for the right moment to use it.
Nothing is less productive than to make more efficient what should not be done at all. – Peter Drucker
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. – Don Marquis
Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment. – Robert Benchley
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. – Douglas Adams
Procrastination taught me how to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in 30 minutes.
I’m not sure if I’m really good at procrastinating or just really bad at doing things on time.
I have an advanced degree in procrastination and another one in paranoia. – Joanne Harris
Don’t rush me, I’m on procrastination time.
Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow! – Don Herold
If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done. – Rita Mae Brown
Someday is not a day of the week. – Janet Dailey
Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work they are supposed to be doing at that moment. – Robert Benchley
Someday is not a day of the week. – Janet Dailey
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The fact that I procrastinate and things done is the reason I still procrastinate.
If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done. – Rita Mae Brown
There’s nothing to match curling up with a good book when there’s a repair job to be done around the house. – Joe Ryan
I think of myself as something of a connoisseur of procrastination, creative and dogged in my approach to not getting things done.
Someday is not a day of the week. – Janet Dailey
Procrastination always gives you something to look forward to. – Joan Konner
Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different. – C. S. Lewis
Procrastination is like a warm blanket – it’s cozy until you realize you’ve been wrapped up in it all day.
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Procrastination is in my genetic code. – Joe Buck
Never put off for tomorrow what you can do today. – Thomas Jefferson
It is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end. – Leonardo da Vinci
Procrastination is the only thing I get done efficiently. – procrastination quotes funny
Begin while others are procrastinating. Work while others are wishing. – William Arthur Ward
To think too long about doing a thing often becomes its undoing. – Eva Young
A year from now you may wish you had started today. – Karen Lamb
Procrastination is one of the most common and deadliest of diseases and its toll on success and happiness is heavy. – Wayne Gretzky
Procrastination is the grave in which opportunity is buried.
Procrastination is the thief of time, collar him. – Charles Dickens
You don’t have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. – Martin Luther King, Jr.
Often greater risk is involved in postponement than in making a wrong decision. – Harry A. Hopf
Procrastination is an investment in stress for future you. – procrastination quotes funny
Someday is not a day of the week. – Janet Dailey
Getting an idea should be like sitting on a pin; it should make you jump up and do something. – E. L. Simpson
Procrastination is opportunity’s natural assassin. – Victor Kiam
Procrastination is an art form that is less desirable than painting a detailed landscape using a three inch wide brush. – Byron Pulsifer
Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. – Dale Carnegie
We are so scared of being judged that we look for every excuse to procrastinate. – Erica Jong
I’ll procrastinate later, when I’m not so busy putting it off now.
Doing things at the last minute reminds us of the importance of doing things at the first minute. – Matshona Dhliwayo
Begin while others are procrastinating. Work while others are wishing. – William Arthur Ward
Procrastination is the foundation of all disasters. – Pandora Poikilos
Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going. – Jim Rohn
Procrastination is, hands down, our favorite form of self-sabotage. – Alyce P. Cornyn-Selby
You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today. – Abraham Lincoln
Putting off an easy thing makes it hard, and putting off a hard one makes it impossible. – George H. Lorimer
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