The funniest and most life-changing Adam Sandler Quotes that can provide a motivational and powerful lesson on becoming successful. By reading his quotes, you can apply them to your life to become a successful person like him.
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Most Famous Adam Sandler Quotes
Chemistry can be a good and bad thing.
Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot so it kinda works out.
My name is Adam Sandler. I’m not particularly talented. I’m not particularly good-looking. And yet I’m a multi-millionaire.
It’s hard to soar with the eagles when you’re surrounded by turkeys.
Gee, you know, that information really would have been more useful to me…
I know I want to always do the best I can.
My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.
Stay here. Stay as long as you can. For the love of God! Cherish it!
I do not want to go to jail…I’m fragile!
I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That’s a lot of coloring when you think about it.
I’m glad I called that guy.
I’m 31 now. I think I’m beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.
I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn’t the best at that.
I don’t know anything about plants except that you make cakes out of them!
I think I’m playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don’t feel grown up yet.
Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you’re feeling blue.
Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you’re feeling blue.
Inspirational Adam Sandler Quotes
I don’t know what drives me to succeed.
I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.
I know I want to always do the best I can.
You’ve just got to give yourself time – that’s good advice I think. Give yourself time to figure out what you’re good at and what you’re not good at.
I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.
I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
With the amount of money I have, it’s difficult raising children the way I was raised.
I can’t run a company… I can’t even run my own life!
I’ll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies
Sometimes you can’t prioritize family and you feel guilty.
My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can. I never was like that as a kid.
I grew up cursing a lot.
It’s important I surround myself with people who make me happy.
I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.
I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.
I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for.
It’s important I surround myself with people who make me happy.
I’m filthy rich!
I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.
I’m 31 now. I think I’m beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.
A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I’ve always worked hard.
My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I’d get so panicked that I would stutter.
Sometimes you can’t prioritise family and you feel guilty.
When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I’m so happy I did a nice thing.
Now that I’m a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.
I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing ‘Maria’ from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.
Funny Adam Sandler Quotes
I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
I shouldn’t be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.
Sixth grade was a big-time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.
I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I’m glad I lived out both roles.
The idea of my kids being spoiled, I go to sleep thinking about it and I wake up thinking about. With the amount of money I have, it’s difficult raising children the way I was raised.
When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.
My sisters are stronger and my brother’s bigger than me.
Well I have a microphone and you don’t so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!
Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.
On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.
I am good. You know what, you’re a lousy kindergarten teacher. I’ve seen those finger-paintings you bring home and they suck.
One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.
I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.
Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It’s the coolest.
I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, what are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?
Well I have a microphone and you don’t so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!
Well, we’re living in a material world, and I’m a material girl… or boy.
I’ve always just had troubles with my family because I’m psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.
I’m not looking to get away from anything. I like what I’ve done. I like what I get to do and I enjoy working with my friends. I loved those movies, but this is incredible.
I think I’m playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don’t feel grown up yet.
I’ve always just had troubles with my family because I’m psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.
They should name a gender after you. Looking at you doesn’t do it, staring is the only way that makes sense. And trying not to blink so you don’t miss anything…and all of that and you’re you.
My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
Adam Sandler Quotes From Movies
I’d love to punch that guy in the face right now. But I can’t, you know, because I’d get in trouble.
My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don’t have to worry too much about what everybody is going to say. Anyway, I really don’t pay attention to what the world says about my movies. I just care about what my buddies think.
Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot so it kinda works out.
You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don’t you just go home? That’s your home! Are you too good for your home? Answer me! Suck my white ass ball!
Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises’ manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!
Haven’t you heard? Goofy is the new handsome.
Now that I’m a parent, I understand why my father was in a badmood a lot.
Worrying about your kids is sanity, and being that sane… can drive you nuts.
You’d better not kill me, man, I’ve got shit to do tomorrow!
Some might call it luck. I like to call it.. well, luck, I guess. So what?
It’s too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin’ around here. I gotta send him back to the South Pole.
You’re gonna die, clown!”
Chubbs: What are you doing? Happy Gilmore: 364 days until next year’s hockey tryouts, I have to toughen up.
Adam Sandler Quotes About Success, Love
I don’t think about that. I wasn’t a kid growing up saying one day I’ll get an Oscar and make a speech. That wasn’t on my mind. So what I do is the best work I can do.
Now that I’m a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.
Comedy, such a lovely lady, she’ll pick you up, you your feeling blue.
I was a big fan of Kurt Russell growing up and I always wanted to be the modern-day Kurt Russell.
Now that I’m a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.
Feels good to try, but playing a father, I’m getting a little older. I see now that I’m taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.
I still like doing stand-up now, but it’s not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.
I’ve always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.
I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I’m glad I lived out both roles.
My intention is never to hurt anybody. I’m happy when people are having a good time.
I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.
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