Quotes from A Bugs Life: Wisdom and Humor Combined

First Rule Of Leadership: Everything Is Your Fault.

Mosquito: Hey, bartender! Bloody Mary, O-positive. [the mosquito is given a drop of blood]. Mosquito: Aha, yeah…

Hopper: I swear, if I hadn’t promised Mother on her deathbed that I wouldn’t kill you, I would kill you!,  Molt: And believe me, no one appreciates that more than I do.

Slim: [stuck among branches] Francis! Francis, I’m stuck!, Francis: Where are you? Slim: I’m over here. Francis: Where? Slim: Here, [irritated] Slim: I’m the only stick with eyeballs!

You’ve got a lot of spunk kids. But no one’s gonna help a bunch of ants. – The Queen

Hopper: Where do you get the gall to do this to me?, Flik: You were…you were gonna squish the queen.

A fly in the bar Flik visits: “Waiter, I’m in my soup!”

I never thought perfection was attainable, but now I realize that all I had to do was believe in myself. – Flik

You are about to embark on a great journey. Welcome! – Queen

Dot: It’s true., Hopper: I hate it when someone gives away the ending.

You see, Hopper, nature has a certain order. The ants pick the food, the ants eat the food, and the grasshoppers leave. – Princess Atta

I only got twenty-four hours to live, and I ain’t gonna waste it here. – Fly

First rule of leadership: Everything is your fault. – KEVIN SPACEY – Hopper

Hey, Waiter, I’m In My Soup. – Fly

I’m sorry, but the princess is in another flower. – Mosquito

It’s the same every year, they come, they eat, they leave—that’s our lot in life. It’s not a lot, but it’s our life. – The Queen

Hey, bartender! Bloody Mary, O-positive. – Mosquito

Ladies and gentlebugs! Larvae of all stages! Rub your legs together for the world’s greatest bug circus! – DAVID HYDE PIERCE – Slim

You listen to me, my boy. I’ve made a living out of being a failure, and you, sir, are not a failure. – Manny

That’s How My 12th Husband Died. So, Now I’m A Widow. – Rosie

You’re wrong! It’s one ant and she’s a princess, and we’re going to get her! – Flik

You listen to me, my boy. I’ve made a living out of being a failure, and you, sir, are not a failure. – Manny

I’m a beautiful butterfly. – Heimlich

Hey, Turn Your Butt Off! – Francis

Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me! – Mike Wazowski

Why didn’t I think of that? Oh, because it’s suicide. – Queen

Ladies and gentlebugs! Larvae of all stages! Rub your legs together for the world’s greatest bug circus! – Slim

Say, how many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb? Can’t tell. Soon as the light goes on, they scatter. – Slim

I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy. – Slim

I’m The Only Stick With Eyeballs! – Slim

Try not to look like a country bug. Blend. Blend in. – Flik

Hopper: Not one ant sleeps until we get every scrap of food on this island!, Molt: Just do what he says. You don’t wanna make him mad, believe me.

There’s a great big, beautiful world out there, and a bug’s life is short. – Molt

Ants Don’t Serve Grasshoppers! It’s You Who Need Us! – Flik

It’s the same year after year, they come, they eat, they leave; that’s our lot in life. It’s not a lot, but it’s our life. – Queen

You piece of dirt! No, I’m wrong. You’re lower than dirt. You’re an ant! – Hopper